we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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