i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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