She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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