does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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