Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
