so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
