I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Randomize
