so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
All I want is dick and wine.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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