So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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