I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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