Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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