I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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