Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Alive.
So much puke
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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