Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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