He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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