just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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