We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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