She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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