From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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