isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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