Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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