I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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