Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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