i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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