I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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