Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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