We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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