Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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