It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
