I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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