he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
