some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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