Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I skipped work to stalk him.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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