it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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