I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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