he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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