It's Friday. Sex?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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