Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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