I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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