Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't think brook has ever known best
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
