i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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