That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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