come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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