Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
