Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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