They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
