Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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