Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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