So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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