I would go down on you faster than GM stock
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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